Online superhero?

My father has decided he is going to defend bloggers by protecting them against trolls who act like assholes and insult people.

He is quite clever though I’m sure he will amuse himself more than anyone. In response to Florida’s particular brand of online thugs his avatar will be something like Guido fist-pumper or Numb-nuts. For the charleston post and courier, something more nuanced. I wonder what he would do with dc trolls, the super wonky pissed off policy nerds. I kind of miss them. At least they can spell. Florida trolls are the equivalent of guys with slicked back hair and a healthy dose of road rage toward foreigners, driving dickmobiles blasting 311 on their way to yolo.

My father is delighted by this new hobby, which I’m planning on discouraging after a couple of go-rounds.